✨ Confessions of a Modern-Day Genie (Yes, I Make Coffee Before Magic)
They say Genies grant wishes.
I say Genies drink coffee, wear pink crystal bracelets, and try not to scream when someone pees on the new rug. 😵💫
Because today… our puppy finally came home.
Her name is Luma, and she didn’t just arrive—she claimed us.
All the other dogs ignored us, but Luma? She waltzed right up to Saga sat on her foot like a queen on her throne, and basically said:
“You’re here to pick me up, darling.”
We melted. We brought her home. Saga and Lulu (my tiny dream team) swore they'd help take care of her.
Spoiler: They did not.
Luma blessed our living room with Zoomies, a sock in her mouth and "poo" puddles. The girls? Suddenly blurry in the background. Looking away. Innocent. Selective hearing activated.
🧼 Chaos. Crystals. Coffee.
I took one look at the poo puddle near my Good Vibes Only mug, sighed deeply, and reached for:
💎 My White Quartz Hedgehog Crystal Stand – clarity, calm, and peak cuteness
💗 My Pink Crystal Bracelet – emotional reset on my wrist
☕ And a strong, hot coffee. Obviously.
Deep breath in. Long sigh out. I survived.
💫 Genie Tip of the Day:
Place a White Quartz Crystal (or Hedgehog Stand) in your chaos zones.
Wear your Pink Crystal Bracelet to remind yourself: you are the magic.
And when all else fails: bathroom. Door locked. Three-minute meditation. No guilt.
Because even magical mamas have limits.
But we sparkle anyway. 💎💫
Love,
Mrs G